Amazon Moves to Queens, Citing Proximity to La Guardia Airport/Alexis Pereira
Breaking news: Amazon has decided the location of its next headquarters will be Queens, NY.
CEO Jeff Bezos said it was a "no-brainer."
"We looked at over 5000 cities all over the US and Canada and only one city had easy access to La Guardia Airport and Alexis Pereira."
Alexis Pereira and La Guardia Airport are both native Queens residents who get undue criticism but are undergoing major renovations.
Pereira said this doesn't mean Amazon will get special treatment.
"They're just any other company, as far as I'm concerned," said Alexis.
"However, if they buy my pilot, then we'll talk."
Amazon replied it's more likely they'll buy a pilot from La Guardia than Alexis.